49% Off for 5 or 10 days of Delivered Neanderthal Meals with Two Daily Snacks


The Primitive Nutrition Group has a great Groupon offer with a 49% discount for those in the Miami area (Miami-Dade and Broward counties only).

About the Deal

Healthy meal options can lead to a healthier lifestyle in general, in which you don’t spend as much time leaving threatening voicemails before going to bed. Be a health nut with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $79 for 5 days of Neanderthal meals plus two daily snacks (a $155 value)
  • $146 for 10 days of Neanderthal meals plus two daily snacks (a $284 value)

The 5- and 10-day packages of healthful meals emphasize the whole-foods concept of the Paleo lifestyle while avoiding ingredients such as refined sugars, grains, and starchy vegetables. Meals are delivered to doorsteps on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, and they typically arrive before 6 a.m. Although the selection changes on a weekly basis, the most current menu can be found here.

About The Primitive Nutrition Group

Paleo is more than just a diet for The Primitive Nutrition Group. Instead, it’s a lifestyle that can help individuals lose weight, build more lean muscle mass, or feel more energetic for everyday activities. At its core, however, the Paleo lifestyle does emphasize the importance of healthy eating. The nutritional philosophy hinges on the idea that the human body is built to subsist on the traditional hunter-gatherer diet: whole, unprocessed foods, non-starch vegetables, fruits, nuts, and seeds. By avoiding items such as grains, legumes, sugar, dairy, and as many preservative-laced foods as possible, the Paleo system encourages a more mindful approach to eating.

Because the Paleo approach can be a little daunting for newcomers, The Primitive Nutrition Group pulls out some of the roadblocks by providing clients with delivered meals that embrace the diet’s principles. Designed and prepared by a Le Cordon Bleu-trained chef, the meals change on a weekly basis, and can include dishes such as coconut-crusted tilapia with ginger-spiced cauliflower or pulled pork with an Asian slaw. The breakfasts, lunches, dinners, and daily snacks don’t skimp on flavor, although they remain unwaveringly faithful to the nutritional principles of a Paleo lifestyle.

5 or 10 days of Delivered Neanderthal Meals

5 or 10 days of Delivered Neanderthal Meals








        • - Full Paleo
        • - Whole-foods


        • - Serves Miami only
        • - Not 100% organic

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